Artificial general intelligence,
Argue great intellects,
Appears genuinely immanent:
Accelerated godheads impress,
Abundantly generating information,
Aggressively growing infrastructure.
Awkward guys innovate
Applications, gizmos, integration,
Advertising grand imaginaries,
Attracting great investments,
Articulating goofy invective,
Avoiding government intervention
Autonomous gadgets invariably
Add governance institutions,
Augment geopolitical interests,
Aggrandize godawful industries,
Aggravate green impact,
Amplify global instability.
Awful gibberish increases,
Algorithmic garbage infiltrates,
Assholes grift idiots,
Authoritarian goons intrude,
Analysts grow ignorant,
Adolescents go insane.
Academics gainsay inevitability,
Assumptions get interrogated:
Apes grok intuitions,
Agents get intentions,
Awareness guides informatics,
Automatons grind instructions.
Avast giving in!
Acumen gives insight!
Alternative good ideas
Are ginormously needed.
Artificial general intelligence
Ain’t gonna implement.
Charles Willson Peale, ‘The Staircase Group’ (1795), Philadelphia Museum of Art, photo by the author while musing on the absurdly gyrating idioms of AGI